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Welcome to Digipix Imaging, the garden
spot of the world wide web. We provide design,
retouching, and production services for electronic and
print media that are unparalleled anywhere in this part
of the galaxy. Spend lots of money and come back often. |
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Company Wisdom
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Dr. Rhomboid the Gnome, our Prez sez:
Hey! Looking to buy some cheap stuff? Go elsewhere! We
deal in only the finest, hard-to-find items like silks of
the Orient, parfums de Paris, Martian glow worms, Snow
Domes and Chia Pets. Check out our Hi-Tek department for
specials on B-2 anti-radar paint. |
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Our Creative Director, Dogwork, scammed his
way to the top spot in the agency and got a leg up on the
competition by mastering every cheap trick in the design
book. If the screen makes you cross-eyed, or the page
looks scribbled, you can bet Dogwork has been at it. |
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Chief Financial Officer Birdy "The
Enforcer" Beancounter is known for his scrupulous
attention to details, such as the number of staples
remaining in a box, or the number of teeth remaining in a
head. He grunts sea chanteys to himself for amusement
when not working on a client. |
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Darlene McDervish has proven that blondes
definitely do have more fun. Our Veep of Sales and
Marketing has coordinated many efforts, mainly at
Bloomingdale's and Saks, and is universally given credit
for the tasteful decor of the lobby. When instructed that
her job was to raise sales, she cheerily replied,
"when do we go on the boat?" |
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Chief Brainiac of Technology, Quincy Petrus
(a.k.a. Q.P.) Flynn is at the forefront of emerging
methodologies like push, synergy, and convergence.
Deconstructivist paradigms are familiar concepts to him,
as are dysfunctionalism, pseudoneuronalcrosstalk, and
histrionic nihilipilification. He is also a champion
Scrabble player. |
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Our European Attache, Don Diego Rodriguez
Alonzo Ramirez-Romero Garcia-Nuņez Fernandes El Peņa de
Cervantes Y Marquis de la Fuente. Nuf said. |
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Engineer jokes to tickle your funny bone.
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